![]() ![]() Your best player gets hit, you get to take a shot. Intentional or not, someone on the Astros decided it warranted retribution, which was fine. ![]() What’s up with the Rangers? Well, last night Andrew Heaney hit Yordan Alvarez with a pitch which may or may not have been intentional. Please do not let the Mets get their hands on our Joe Kelly. In the event the Mets somehow don’t sell, this would be terrifying for all who love the sport of baseball. This is funny to me because you’d imagine the Twins would just DFA Correa to make the roster space. The Astros are still managed by the sniveling monster who murdered Mark Prior and cussed out Joe Kelly from the bench well before Joe Kelly emasculated his shortstop. The Yankees probably don’t remember that Tyler Austin played for the Yankees, and if they do, I’d imagine they’re on Joe Kelly’s side by now. These are funny to me because of how differently they’d go. Like when he and Hanley Ramírez made amends for that little broken rib way back when. It’s an edge, and we know what an edge does to our man Joe Kelly. Joe Kelly has been in the same division as all of these teams, which leads me to believe there are minor quarrels around some of his relationships. I believe he’d be one of only two guys who could make that claim. Atlanta could be the place that makes Joe Kelly a three-time World Series champion. Joe Kelly could be the piece that makes Atlanta the best team in baseball. Let’s give that guy a fellow ballplayer whose body is composed of lightning.” “You know what?” God asked, to no one in particular, “Joe Kelly is right. Of Elly De La Cruz, one could interpret his ascent as God giving Joe Kelly’s book from this offseason a positive review. Now, imagine Joe Kelly hanging out with Elly De La Cruz. And regarding the Cubs: A Cubs–Joe Kelly fan can dream, can’t he?įirst, imagine Joe Kelly hanging out with Kyle Schwarber. With Joe Kelly’s family currently used to life in Chicago (from the regular season) and Arizona (from spring training) and southern California (from the rest of their lives), I would imagine it would be smooth for all of them if he ended up with one of these three teams. Can you imagine Joe Kelly back in the blue? Me too. The only places Joe Kelly can run it back are Boston and Los Angeles, and the latter of those two is currently the hottest rumor in the streets. Now’s your second chance.Īpologies to Cardinals fans, but I think we both know which side of the deadline you’re on. You always pay the price for greatness, Anaheim. They’ve come close a few times, but they came especially close in the 2009 draft, when they prepared to draft Joe Kelly but he was celebrating his 21 st birthday and talked them out of it by saying he’d be too expensive. ![]() The biggest what-if in Angels history is what would have happened if they’d successfully rostered the best baseball player of this generation. ![]() We’re getting audacious this Thursday night. We’re going to rank them by preferred Joe Kelly destination, and we’re going to do categories at the same time. There are, by my count, 22 teams who could conceivably buy at this trade deadline. After yet another nasty performance last night in which the glovework of his teammates let him down (how can a man scoring when Joe Kelly struck him out constitute an earned run), the White Sox selloff began, and no prize is bigger on the trade deadline market than the flamethrowing right hander whose hair has been especially shaggy lately. The White Sox start a series against the Guardians tonight, and it will most likely be Joe Kelly’s last in the black and white. ![]()
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